I dont know what to name this
Thanks mom, you’re help….

taeminispuresex:

Mom: Want to eat a bbq chicken sandwhich?

Me: No…..

Mom: Why not?

Me: I’m already eating…

Mom: What?

Me: Comfort food….

Mom: What do you need that for?!

Me: THE SMTOWN CONCERT IS TONIGHT!!!

Mom: Oh please…. *leaves*

Me: *continues eating and crying*

She’ll never understand!

Reblog if you’re the retarded friend.

Pawn Shop Owner: This is where we keep all the old unclaimed stuff from over the years.
Gus: As I said, a box.
Shawn: What do you think is inside the box?
Gus: Will you calm down?
Shawn: I can’t, man, there’s stuff in there! All kinds of stuff. Old stuff, shiny stuff, secret stuff! How come you’re not as excited as I am?
Gus: Because I’m not a raccoon.
Shawn: You look like a raccoon.


Sehun & Suho sharing a bag of chips (c)

Sehun & Suho sharing a bag of chips (c)

Imagine if your pillow collected your dreams, then you could plug it into your computer and watch them again.

rainbowdash4ever:

My caterpillar pillow….. O:

youhaveinspiredme:

follow HIM he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend and boyfriendhe wants to be nice to them and make them famous  he is choosing out of his new followers

youhaveinspiredme:

follow HIM he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend and boyfriend
he wants to be nice to them and make them famous  
he is choosing out of his new followers

after going on a few of the rides, some of the boys decided to head over to “taste’s pilot grill” to grab something to eat. nothing of interest happened at first since they were mostly just eating and talking among themselves, the little predicament came when kai and chanyeol finished eating and…

thedoctoremma42:

sherlockedoutthetardis:

bennyscrotch:

deduction019:

thebritishteapot:

cumberbatch-s:

Ohmygod O_____O

This is the cutest glance I’ve ever received and that I will ever see in my life.

Yes, you can marry me.

Well, FUCK MAN.

Good GOD.

Stop it. PLEASE!

Seriously, this is the only ‘forever reblog’ that I have just because… look at him.

I want to have this mans babies. #no regrets

^I agree, good miss!

youhaveinspiredme:

follow HIM he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend and boyfriendhe wants to be nice to them and make them famous  he is choosing out of his new followers

youhaveinspiredme:

follow HIM he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend and boyfriend
he wants to be nice to them and make them famous  
he is choosing out of his new followers